Y’all I can’t make this up, even if I tried.
A woman by the name of Dr. Erinn Michelle Haynes set up a GoFundMe campaign for $20 million to pay for….wait for it…her wedding. Not chemotherapy, not college tuition, but her dag-gon wedding.
Greeting and Salutations Dearest Friends and Family Members:
My name is…Dr. Erinn Michelle Haynes and on Tuesday, July 4th, 2017, I will be dearly betrothing my dearest Boaz…Mr. Julian Royce Wooding!!!
I am highly interested in marrying him and I am kindly requesting your financial assistance!!! We would like to get married in Chicago, Illinois’, Navy Pier Botanical Gardens!!! We would also like for there to be a TON of Fireworks because this is MOST DEFINITELY a CELEBRATION of LIFE!!!
Thankfully she had the good sense to take down the post, but not before being dragged for filth. Get out your popcorn, y’all. Here we go:
I wish I had captured more screenshots before she took down the post, but I hope this was a good enough laugh for you this fine Monday evening.