Tyrese has been losing cool points for the last few years, and it’s mostly because he fancies himself some sort of Advice Guru. Indeed, Tyrese believes himself to be a knower of all the things, and by all the things I mean the things of or relating to women. When and how he came upon this wisdom is a secret only he can tell. Still, and in spite of the nebulous details regarding his qualifications, Tyrese uses his platform to preach his word all day everyday.
Lately, we unwilling congregants have had our fill of his
patriarchical bullshit advice. Our displeasure, however, seems to only fuel his already apparent disdain for black women. Rather than take us on himself, Tyrese feels far more comfortable roping his wife into the fray.
Here’s the latest:
I’ve been keeping tabs on Tyrese’s public musings (for entertainment purposes only, I assure you), and as a consequence I feel confident that I can deduce four things Tyrese wants you to know about his new wife, Samantha.
1. They are good over there. While we’re big mad, they in the bed laughing and cuddling. It’s true. Tyrese wrote it about on his Instgram account. And if we aren’t convinced by Tyrese’s caption, all of his ranting regarding his wife’s racial identity, and other women’s weaves, titties, and plumped up booties should only serve to further illustrate just how happy these two newlyweds are.
2. She’s Not White. She’s his Black Queen. Yes, reports online report that she identifies as Latina, and has African American, Ecuadorian, Jamaican, and European Ancestry (read about it HERE). She also doesn’t possess the phenotype typically associated with being “Black,” but Tyrese doesn’t care. She’s a Black Queen, even if she says she’s not.
3. She has a Master’s degree. On this one I have to agree with Tyrese. It actually blows my mind that a woman with a brain would choose him, too. So yeah, hats off, Ty Ty.
Welp, there you have it, folks. All the things Tyrese wants to make sure we know and love about his new bride. She’s a lucky gal!
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