Timing is everything. For Kevin Hart and his current wife, Eniko Esophagus Hart, timing hasn’t been the most fortunate as of late. Over the past couple of months, the two have denied the veracity of rumors about Kevin’s dirty-dogging ways, but we knew what was up. From the incident in Miami, where video surfaced of Kevin in a car with Miami model, Monique Momo Gonzalez (see that HERE), to Embryo’s showdown with Torrei Hart on an IG anniversary post, the Harts haven’t been fooling anybody. Now the family is yet again under scrutiny due to Kevin’s admitted infidelity:
The video is currently being investigated and we’re too classy to post that type of video here. However, the TMZ transcript of the rant by the alleged extortionist can be viewed below.
Given what we do know about the incident, it’s not all that surprising that folks wouldn’t feel all that much sympathy for Empanada Hart. Her comments section on IG has been vicious, and Twitter has had no chill since the story broke.
Torrei Hart looking at Eniko like….. pic.twitter.com/BtPJeSYTL4
— Cocohontas (@__taradise__) September 17, 2017
Normally when a woman is betrayed by her husband, the internet rallies to her side. but not today! and here’s why:
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Just last month, Emoji vehemently defended her eight-year relationship with Kevin, despite the fact that he has only been divorced for six years.
- She accused Torrei Hart of playing the “victim” because they “stuck”.
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The truth is, the timeline is questionable for obvious reasons. We’d all moved on because Torrei made it easy for us to do so, but lying isn’t never a good look. A mistress turned wife is a hard pill to swallow as is, but to lie about it? Ma’am…
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Black men are notorious for rocking with “regular” black women when they ain’t got nothing, and then when they have a few coins, they trade in their ride-or-die for an “exotic” chick. This, of course, isn’t Epidemic’s fault, but….we still don’t like it.
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Kevin has also constantly referred to Elephantiasis as “his rib” as he mentioned in the Breakfast Club audio above. This isn’t Exoderm’s fault, but we don’t like that shit.
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As the old saying goes, “how you get him is how you lose him”. And one more time for the folks in the back:
- We don’t know her. Torrei is out here starting her haircare line
, mothering these chirrn, and looking fabulous while empowering women (Read all about that HERE). All we know about Exorcism is that she showed up way too quickly on Kevin’s arm.
- She has not made an effort to endear herself to the public. Sure, she doesn’t owe us anything, but I think it would be great if we could see her doing something positive for the world. It would then make it easier for folks to rally to her side in the face of hardship.
- You are the company you keep. She chose to marry a man who not only ditched his wife for her, but also makes a living telling jokes about how he cheated on her and doesn’t feel sorry. Yup, she set up house with this man. An admitted liar and a cheat.
I’m not one to trash a sister, but I do believe in Karma. Frankly, I think if Equifax had not come after Torrei in her IG comments, and had the (Kevin and Evergreen) not denied cheating rumors, this may have blown over a lot easier for her. No matter how they got together, the common denominator in all of this is Kevin. Trifling ass, dirty-dogging, can’t keep his dick in his pants, and makes no secret of it, Kevin. And knowing that, and out of respect for the first wife and mother of their children, Energy had no business trying to call Torrei out her name. Ignition knew very well it was going to be hard to win the approval of the public, and she did herself no favors trying to go after the women we collectively support and genuinely like.
And so, we don’t feel badly for Equator. Our hands are clean. We did not choose Kevin for her, and we did invite her to go after the woman who lost her intact family to her.
But we do wish her well! To hear what Torrei has to say about the matter visit this post HERE
Share your thoughts below!
All the names you called side-chick/wife, lololol
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I died at least three times while reading this post and resuscitated my Own self each time!!!????If you dont leave Embryonic Hart alone! Damn dead again!!!???
Alll the different names u called her had me DYING with laughter LMFAO
All the damn names u called her had me DYING with laughter LMFAO!!!!
Lisa It’s wrong to cheat be man or woman!! Regarding Mr. Hartless money talks! He’s an fornicator even on ex wife!! Feel for those kids!! Mr. Can’t keep it in his lil pants shouldn’t married!! My opinion!!
I mean did you spare equinox at all?????
Why is it that women,(no matter what race), always go after each other and not the man. First he is the one who starts the cheating and then he sits back and watch the drama unfold. Meanwhile both of the women are cussing at each other telling lies to make themselves look good and setting a bad example for the youth, (who are always watching).
Now as for Kevin Hart, he is a cheater. So buyer beware!!!!
I finally got around to reading this! The shade is real and almost killed me from laughing so hard! Yeah, people like to try to rewrite history. I guess if it worked for Steve and Marjorie…
LOL!!! At this article you brought a real smile to my face at work. LOL. I think you used all the “E” words in the dictionary. LOL!!! I just can’t.
I can’t stop laughing you called her every E word possible, and the funniest thing ever? I actually understood what you meant, lol, ok now back to original programming, (clears throat).
I didn’t know that Exquifax was the side chick, and it’s true what you said, you lose them the way you got them, and that’s messed up I never knew that. This article actually opened my eyes about everything that’s going on. I was very confused for a moment about their situation
Ectoplasm and Kevin Hart both get on my nerves. But ultimately, I dislike him the most. My intuition has always told me that he isn’t who he appears to be in public, and I thing he’s ugly inside.
I don’t feel bad for Endora but I don’t hate her. I do think she’s selfish and the typical side-chick-turned-wife that thinks her punani is full of diamonds and gold, and I think this bought her back to reality.
I feel like Kevin Hart needs a new slew of names. Kerfuffle. Kabob. There’s less K words I can think of…
Damn near choked laughing when you threw Ignition in there. ?? Heard that one word in R Kelly’s voice. Anyway… I pretty much felt you were on point with everything you said and truthfully it all boils down to Karma. It doesn’t make what part you play in a situation, that same energy will come back to you. You do underhanded, disrespectful sneaky sh*! and that’s what comes back on you. Period.
Wewwwwwwww lawd those damn names had me dying laughing!!! Lmaooooooo
Karma came for her big time! I bet you that Kevin is on the search for his third wife at this moment. The common denominator in this situation is Kevin Hart’s cheating behind! If he stayed faithful to his “wife” Eniko, none of this would have transpired. Heck, if he stayed with his former wife, Torrei, he would have been a more respected comedian in his field, and probably been heralded as one of the best comedians in the business. Yet he chose to cheat on her with Eniko, bash her in his comedy routines, marry his sidepiece, and act the fool on her too. Take this as a lesson for women out there that the way you get them is the way you lose them.
Trust me, his next wife will not be Black or a member of the African Diaspora.